me: oh man I sure am glad that the try guys drama seems to be done with, I am so mentally done with online based company drama
rt/ah: *dissolves matt bragg’s position for a shit part time position* *kdin jenzen’s tweet about unbearable crunch/transphobia/severe underpayment* *mica burton talking about seeing the n-word on a whiteboard* *the dissolving of dozens of positions*
Didn’t have “rooster teeth employees called one of their own a coded slur in content and then didn’t pay her for va work on rwby” on my bingo card and yet
recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
Catching an ‘M with a Hexadecimal identifier of 00 will leave behind an invisible but otherwise Completely Normal Ditto with its previous moveset at level 0 or 80 that needs to be caught or defeated before the battle can properly end. These games have been out for twenty years and we still don’t know why this happens.
Legendary Reddit posts that people constantly reference on the site is such a mixed bag because on one hand you have stuff like “I also choose this guys dead wife” and on the other you have the broken arms incest AMA. You really never know what you’re going to get
kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber
ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn’t know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell “do a backflip”.
You pay someone else to dye your hair for you, you’ve never obsessed over anything “cringe”, you understand Fahrenheit, you don’t have any piercings, you can write an email without wanting to die inside, you’ve never made bread, younger siblings that are taller than their older siblings, people who sleep with only one pillow, you eat agave syrup instead of honey, people with posh accents, and people who wear a different bra every day
im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.
not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever
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I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.
And every single one of them knew Explosion.
All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish.
Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’.
The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no.
It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’
And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common.
So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs…
His Snorlax also knew Explosion.
250 base damage + stab.
That man was a treasure.
I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.
